New YuriReviews Member Introduction: Rock The Vogt

My admittance to the hallowed halls of YuriReviews is only a few days old, but I totally forgot to introduce myself to you properly. Without further ado, allow myself to introduce… myself.

^^ Not actually me… or Lena. ๐Ÿ˜›

General Information
Birthday: 3.24
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5’11”
Righty or Lefty: Cross-dominant

Random Questions
What do you like about yourself?
Ummm. I haven’t killed anyone… yet. ๐Ÿ˜›

Favorite Color?
Black

Is there anything you collect?
German candy wrappers and random anime-related things

Do you have tattoos or piercings?
No

What are you listening to right now?
Crywolf

What time do you usually get up?
Midnight or so. I know, I have a weird sleep cycle.

What game are you currently playing?
Clash Royale and Hay Day

What did you do for your last birthday?
Nothing

Name something you CANNOT wait for.
Finishing the updates for every single post on YR

Last time you saw all of your siblings at the same time?
I only have one sister, and I don’t exactly remember the last time I saw her.

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Where I live

Whoโ€™s getting on your nerves right now?
Donald Trump

If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
June 2014

Out of everything in the world, what do you wish for the most?
World peace. Okay, not really. I don’t wish for anything for myself.

Are you afraid of falling in love?
No

What is your biggest fear?
Losing the few things I hold dear.

What is the most fun thing you did within the last week?
Chat with L

What was/is your worst subject in school?
Anything math-related

What was/is your best subject in school?
Anything science-related

Most visited webpage
Probably YouTube, ProFootballTalk, and Bloody Elbow

Your Future
Want kids?
Don’t really have a preference either way.

Get married?
Yes

Career?
Just something I don’t hate

Name one thing you want to accomplish within the next few years
Learn some other languages

Do you believe in…
Yourself?
Yup

Miracles?
No

Love at first sight?
No

Heaven?
No

Favorite
Pairing?
Yuri-related: MokoKeine (Touhou)
Non-yuri-related: Akihito x Mirai (Kyoukai no Kanata)

Anime?
Kyoukai no Kanata Movie: I’ll Be Here – Mirai-hen

Manga?
Deadman Wonderland

Game?
Halo: Combat Evolved

Movie?
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Music?
Pop

Book?
None

TV Show?
Lost

Food?
Italian

Non-alcoholic drink?
Water

Alcoholic drink?
I don’t drink

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37 thoughts on “New YuriReviews Member Introduction: Rock The Vogt

  1. Welcome to YuriReviews~

    Nice introduction, though half of it was copied from me ๐Ÿ˜›

    I have one question though and I think the answer to this will be quite interesting.
    How did you get to know that Lena K. that you keep talking about? ๐Ÿ˜›

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  2. It's not completely unrelated, I mean you can see how I crowned him and made him the knight of YuriReviews:P
    Did I already mention that I'm really sexy on that pic? ๐Ÿ˜›

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  3. I was just staying consistent and upholding tradition. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Lena, or L as I affectionately call her, and I met about a year and a half ago while playing an online shooter. She stood out thanks to her colorful language and toilet humor (shocking, I know). I had gained a little fame among the tiny community for an interview I had done on the game's forum, and I asked her and her girlfriend (at the time) to join it as well. They did, and we started messaging back and forth.

    I initially thought she was a guy, just because I didn't think a girl could have such a filthy mouth. ๐Ÿ˜€

    After a while, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that she was female, and my perception of her forever changed. We kept messaging each other and I then learned of YuriReviews. I had started proofreading the occasional post for her and that eventually evolved into writing reviews and typesetting doujins. Throughout it all, she's been very helpful and supportive of me, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

    That's just my perspective, however. Maybe her recollection of things is a little different than mine. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  4. @ Ibara Miko
    It's not too different from posting a completely unrelated comment for us all to read now, is it? I'm just messing with you, man. ๐Ÿ˜›

    I thought it was pretty obvious that it was symbolizing myself being “knighted” or ascending to the lofty heights of YR member. Maybe I was wrong. ๐Ÿ˜€

    @ Lena K.
    And you look so young too! Much more so than usual. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  5. Oh stop it, you're flattering me ๐Ÿ˜›

    No but really, I didn't have a filthy mouth or did I? I mean you left out the most important thing, but I feel like I shouldn't say just why I was talking like that, so ok, let's just leave it as it is ๐Ÿ˜€

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  6. now we need to know what you guys left out. you can't go and say not mentioning it on a yuri blog is the best decision, i'm too curious on what it could have been. on a side note, i always wondered if you were a lesbian but i thought it would be rude to ask. ahhh, i think it's cute how you know each other.

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  7. I already see the day coming when Rock The Vogt wilk be the King and Lena just a little maid on this blog ๐Ÿ˜€ just kidding, welcome ๐Ÿ™‚ you may already know me, I'm the little stalker in the darkness ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I also would like to know what you guys left out >:)

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  8. Ok, since you put it such a nice way, I think I just have to tell you the truth…. ๐Ÿ˜›

    So my ex-girlfriend introduced me to this online shooter, bur since it wasn't that popular and since I was already bored with it after playing a little, I decided to let' say “spice things up” and introduce myself as a gay guy who wants to have fun with the other members ๐Ÿ˜›
    I think I played my roles better than expected and it was really hard convincing James that I'm actually a gay girl instead of a gay guy afterwards ๐Ÿ˜€

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  9. If I were to ever become the King, I'd definitely have to make Lena my Queen, instead of just a maid. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Nice to finally meet you, Mai. I've heard a thing or two about you during my time around here. So you're a self-confessed stalker then, eh? Someone might say you and I have something in common then. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  10. There was an acquiantance of mine who bit really hard on her persona and encouraged her to continue it. Their “cock talk” captivated the servers and entertained the masses. He wasn't gay or anything and was old enough to be her dad, so it was especially funny to see them get along so well. ๐Ÿ˜€

    He wasn't sure that she was male and held out hope that he had found the golden unicorn (i.e. lesbian who loves gaming and talking about phallic things.) After a while, she must've grown tired of playing along and confessed to being a gay guy. He didn't take it very well, to say the least. ๐Ÿ˜€

    I always had a feeling you were a girl, so I didn't take it too seriously. I took you at your word and believed in what you said when you told me you really were a female. Nice to see that my belief was handsomely rewarded. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  11. Oh, a queen ๐Ÿ˜€ (that reminds me, she felt really old when I called her a queen sometime ago :P)

    Yeah, same here, I also have heard some things about you ;D
    I already know that you work in the same “branche”, nice to meet you too ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  12. You call it getting along, I call it verbal abuse, though I'm gonna leave out who abused who ๐Ÿ˜€

    And wait, I didn't confess to be a gay guy, I confessed to be lesbian, but he didn't believe me which is when that pic of my hand came into play.
    I think he still doesn't believe that I'm actually a girl. Though, if I were in his shoes I wouldn't believe it either, I was just too good when it came to talking shit online ๐Ÿ˜€

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  13. At the very end, when he was pestering you for proof that you were female, you gave him a pseudo-confession that you were really a gay guy and that was your sister's hand and your weird brother's japanese magazines. I'm looking at a screenshot of that message right now. ๐Ÿ˜€

    You were, which makes me think you have a lot of experience doing it. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  14. I see the Euroninja has acquired a shinobi apprentice among her ranks. Your work so far has been most impressive Heer Rock. The Yuri Nation's ranks continue growing and I cannot be more pleased with the progress. Slow but steady is the game we play in the hopes that someday the nation will achieve its goal of constant 100% yuri shows per season instead of once in a while.

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  15. Firstly, nice intro, and it's great to have more content on this site. Great pic by the way (Wall to wall red carpeting, huh? Lena must be vacuuming all the time)!

    I feel like we're eavesdropping on a private conversation! …but by all means, don't mind us. =P

    Who knew Lena K was a potty mouthed, bad-ass, ambiguously-gendered FPS gamer? Did not see that one coming. =D

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  16. Thanks. I wish that were true, but she makes me do the vacuuming now. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    I would've loved to have shown a couple of videos I made chronicling the discussions we had, but I unfortunately deleted those a while back. Had I done that, she would have murdered me, so I guess it all worked out for the best.

    Next time you encounter an unusual person on the web, be careful. It just might be her!!! D:

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  17. haha and with her experience in FPS games she would be super capable of murdering you, right? ๐Ÿ˜€ Well we wouldn't have wanted that… ใ–ใ‚“ใญใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€‚

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  18. This conversation keeps heading into weirder directions and worst thing about it, it's my own fault…. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Don't mind me while I just walk away as if I didn't do anything ๐Ÿ˜›

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  19. by the way, how you related to lena? real-life cousin? pen-pal? (0_0)}\
    Like, you threw a bio at us all of a sudden and all but whats yr backstory?

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  20. Truth is, L is my yuri mom. Yup. She raised me from when I was a yuri baby to present day. Best. Mom. Ever. ๐Ÿ™‚

    My backstory is a well-kept secret. ๐Ÿ˜› *disappears back into the shadows*

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  21. Before people start thinking I'm really your mom, let me just tell you that we met online ๐Ÿ˜›
    Read the first few comments and you'll know all about how we met ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  22. I had to come back here this morning because I couldn't quite remember… I was literally cracking up, actually I'm still laughing, I couldn't believe it lol. This is all So great =D

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