Random Post: Get To Know Us Better (Featuring Really Random Questions)


We thought it was about time for another Q&A, but with a little twist.

What you’ll find here will be quite a few pretty random, but also fun, questions we decided to answer. It’s not related to the blog at all, but if you wanna get to know us better (by reading weird answers to weird questions), then this is for you~ ๐Ÿ˜€

If you could be a model for any product, what would you choose and why?

I hate taking photos, so something that’s really unassuming. So something like shoes. Really zoomed in photos of shoes…

Yeah, Iโ€™d go with feet and nothing else. Though, today, I bumped into something, and my nail is all messed up and bleeding. So… nothing then. ๐Ÿ˜›

If you could get away with committing a crime, what would you do?

Something super innocent, like jaywalking. But when I was in middle school, I stole some beef jerky from a convenience store, and I felt kind of bad about it afterwards… ๐Ÿ˜€

I could only do illegal stuff when I donโ€™t see than anyone would really suffer from it. So, yeah, stealing Apple products. ๐Ÿ˜›

What is your favorite smell?

Rain. Like, the smell of rain on dirt. I’m sure you folks know what I’m talking about. ๐Ÿ˜›

When you cut vegetables and then smell your hands. I love it. ๐Ÿ˜›

Whatโ€™s the craziest thing you would do for $100?

I’d probably be willing to take a sip of alcohol for $100. Maybe… ๐Ÿ˜€

Watch a bad hetero show. ๐Ÿ˜›

If you could only eat one thing every day for a week, what would it be?

Cereal. When I was growing up, there’d be days when I’d eat stuff like cereal or microwave dinners or frozen pizza almost every day, so it wouldn’t be that different.

Good choice, but I think Iโ€™d need something salty instead, like chips or ramen or burgers or lasagna or Thai curry or… I’m hungry…

If you had to live without one of your five senses, which one would you choose to live without?

That’s easy, taste. You could still function perfectly in daily life, and because you wouldn’t be able to taste, you could eat healthier food that generally doesn’t taste that good.

Hm, not taste. Food is too important to me. Hearing would suck, too. I love my trash music, and even if I’m already pretty blind without glasses, not being able to read and watch stuff… nuuuuuu. But still, I guess hearing.

What skillz do you possess that would help us survive a zombie apocalypse?

I’m super selfless, so that would help us ration food to survive for a longer period of time. ๐Ÿ˜›

Iโ€™m super scared and nervous, so at night, Iโ€™d probably not be able to sleep, and I could stand guard and not miss a thing… except for my own sleep. ๐Ÿ˜€

Have you ever been so scared that youโ€™ve peed your pants? If so, what happened to scare you?

Nope. The scariest thing I remember is having a nightmare when I was a kid of being frozen in place and some scary lady dressed in white with hair covering her face running at me. Didn’t pee my pants, but it was still scary. ๐Ÿ˜›

I was tickled once and peed my pants lol. It was not too long ago… ๐Ÿ˜€

Not related to the question, but I thought I’d let you guys know anyway. ๐Ÿ˜€

If someone made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you?

Some unknown actor. By not having a big-name A-list person, it would draw less attention. ๐Ÿ˜›

Someone who absolutely doesnโ€™t look like me, because ewww. ๐Ÿ˜›

If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be and why?

It’s not an entire song, but just part of a song. Every time I hear that, I get a rush of adrenaline, so that would make me feel less awkward. ๐Ÿ˜›

Good choice, thatโ€™s some epic music to enter the room. ๐Ÿ˜›

I think Iโ€™d also go with background music, but probably something a little less… epic. ๐Ÿ˜€

If you could go on a road trip across the country with any celebrity dead or alive, who would you go with?

Thanks to YR, she’s kind of like a celebrity, so I’d choose L~

If that doesn’t count, I’d choose Britney Spears. ๐Ÿ˜›

Dead or alive… so the person can be alive or I go with a corpse. Okay… ๐Ÿ˜›

I get it, I get it. ๐Ÿ˜›

I wouldn’t pick anyone and take someone else that’s not a stranger to me. ๐Ÿ˜€

If you could own your own business, what would it be?

Something where I have to do as little as possible, but get paid as much as possible. ๐Ÿ˜›

So the opposite of YuriReviews, huh? ๐Ÿ˜€

Same, though. And about something I love, so the work doesnโ€™t even feel bad.

What animal do you think you are most like?

A dog. Think of me as a little puppy that’s loyal and innocent, and he frequently gets all happy and starts wagging his tail excitedly. Kinda like this one. ๐Ÿ˜›

You really are a dog… in many ways. ๐Ÿ˜›

I think Iโ€™m a cat. They act like princesses, they are super particular about everything, and they are super annoying but still friendly. ๐Ÿ˜€

Whatโ€™s the worst movie youโ€™ve ever paid to see?

I haven’t gone to the theater since I was a kid, so I’ve never really paid to see a movie… ๐Ÿ˜€

We have something thatโ€™s called “Sneak Peek”. You pay a little less than usual and go see a random movie. We ended up watching a German movie about couples and their relationship problems. I hate German movies, and the content was far from good.

Whatโ€™s the most embarrassing thing that someone has walked in on you doing?

Well, since my original answer was so rudely removed (:D), I’ll have to think of something else. ๐Ÿ˜›

Probably just someone walking in on me as I was getting dressed. ๐Ÿ˜›

I tend to talk to myself a lot, especially when there are tough things on my mind. So on numerous occasions, I talked to myself about my problems and then my mom just came in, and I know you can hear someone through that paper-thin door. ๐Ÿ˜›

Not sure what I was talking about, but it’s creepy enough to hear your daughter rant on about stuff alone in her room in the middle of the night. ๐Ÿ˜€

Whatโ€™s something you really enjoy that others might think is weird?

I enjoy staying in, instead of going out. Then I usually end up going to sleep early. ๐Ÿ˜›

I knooooow! It feels nice going out at times, but I mostly just donโ€™t want to deal with people and get judged for it. Like, WTF, let me be by myself. I love it, and no one is invited. ๐Ÿ˜€

Whatโ€™s the dumbest idea youโ€™ve ever had that at the time seemed smart?

Not going to school for like a week or two. I wasn’t sick or anything, I just didn’t feel like going. ๐Ÿ˜€

I wanted to go to university, even though I had absolutely no idea what Iโ€™d do after I was done. So, yeah, I thought it was smart since everyone went to university, but when really I didnโ€™t think it through at all. After a while, I quit and ended up wasting a lot of time.

Whatโ€™s something that always makes you laugh?

A tweet from a certain YuriReviewer from 4+ years ago… ๐Ÿ˜€

yurireviews bun burger

It makes me laugh, too. ๐Ÿ˜€

I would also say 9gag. I love memes. ๐Ÿ˜›

Whoโ€™s your favorite Disney princess?

Isn’t everyone’s favorite Ariel fromย The Little Mermaid? I’d go with her.

Whoโ€™s the gay one again? Oh right… none. So, yeah. None. ๐Ÿ˜›

Whatโ€™s a song you love that nobody would expect you to like?

Depends who “nobody” is. I don’t listen to music in public, so I’m not sure anyone actually knows what type of music I like. Maybe they’d be surprised that I like Kpop or Britney Spears or Crywolf or more unknown artists. ๐Ÿ˜›

All Japanese music really. ๐Ÿ˜›

I keep it a secret. ๐Ÿ˜›

What do you usually think about while you are pooping?

What kind of question is this?! ๐Ÿ˜€

I usually just think of taking care of business and getting out as fast as I possibly can. ๐Ÿ˜›

I usually take my phone with me and browse 9gag, so you usually hear me laughing while while in there. Ever since I started living alone, no one frowns upon me laughing on the toilet anymore. ๐Ÿ˜›

Whatโ€™s something you love but donโ€™t understand why?

I don’t love very many things, so I think I understand why I love all the things I love. ๐Ÿ˜›

Coke Zero. Like, how can it taste like regular Coke but not have any sugar or calories?! What magic is that??? Also, Japanese music. Like, itโ€™s often trash music, whatโ€™s my deal? ๐Ÿ˜›

What reality TV show do you most want to be on?

I hate reality TV. One of the only shows I’ve seen and liked isย Chopped, but since I can’t cook, that wouldn’t be pretty. One of the few others is kinda like a reality TV show. It was calledย Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

It’s basically a weird Japanese game show that has fake English voice-overs. Everyone on there fails so hard, so I would fit right in! ๐Ÿ˜›

Lol. I never heard of that, but that sounds fun. ๐Ÿ˜€

I think none for me. Iโ€™d much rather stand behind the camera.

If you were on Cutthroat Kitchen, what dishes would you most hope they select for you to make?

Cereal or scrambled eggs… ๐Ÿ˜€

I assume this is a cooking show? ๐Ÿ˜›

Iโ€™d make a lasagna, because thatโ€™s what I can do for sure~

What is the biggest turn off: stinky feet, sweaty armpits, or bad breath?

Let’s see. You’d only notice stinky feet if someone has their shoes off. It doesn’t say stinky armpits, so them being sweaty shouldn’t be so bad, unless you’re touching them. And bad breath might be bad, but only if you get close enough to notice. After weighing all of the options, I’m going to say… bad breath. ๐Ÿ˜›

I’m in total agreement with you. And itโ€™s something thatโ€™s easily fixed, too, by just being like “Hey, how about we eat something?” Win-win situation right there. ๐Ÿ˜›

If you could get drunk with a historical figure, who would it be?

I don’t drink, so this question doesn’t apply to me.ย  ๐Ÿ˜›

Tch. Getting drunk off of nice conversations is also an option, silly. ๐Ÿ˜›

Iโ€™d chose Hitler and then mix some poison in his drink. ๐Ÿ˜›

But really, I donโ€™t know, Iโ€™d rather drink with the people I know.

Whatโ€™s an app you wish existed but doesnโ€™t currently?

Something for Overwatch that lets you know what’s going to be in your upcoming loot boxes. It’ll tell you how many more you need until you get another legendary skin, so I won’t be disappointed when I get one and it’s four commons yet again… ๐Ÿ˜›

Interesting choice, but how about one of the following.

An app that letโ€™s you trade good deeds for money. So if you help an old lady cross the street, you get a certain amount and can buy stuff with that. That way everyone would do more good and weโ€™d all profit from it. ๐Ÿ˜›

Or how about an app that’ll find the perfect diet for you, and you donโ€™t have to worry about anything because it will 100% work no matter what. ๐Ÿ˜›

Or an app that “reads my mind” and finds exactly the things I want but am too lazy to search for online, like the perfect movie, the perfect place to order food from, etc.

You are locked inย Targetย overnight. What would you do?

Sleep… ๐Ÿ˜€

Booooring! Iโ€™d eat like EVERYTHING!

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport so that you had a chance at the gold, what would it be?

Blogging about yuri! ๐Ÿ˜€

Agreed. ๐Ÿ˜›

What takes up too much of your time?

I play a lot of Overwatch… but it’s still not enough! ๐Ÿ˜›

If I had to pick something, I’d say searching for music.

I was so sure youโ€™d say “Doing blog stuff.” ๐Ÿ˜›

For me itโ€™s something a bit shittier… ๐Ÿ˜›

I worry A LOT. So, at times, Iโ€™m like unable to do anything unless I solve my problem or dig deeper into whats worrying me, which usually only makes it worse. ๐Ÿ˜›

The only way to get out of it is by my brain realizing that I spent too much time thinking about it and that I wont get anywhere continuing like this. ๐Ÿ˜€

What TV show do you refuse to watch?

There’s a lot, but anything involving the Kardashians.

Yeah, the same or stupid reality TV shows that are staged anyway.

Whatโ€™s one thing you really want but canโ€™t afford?

A top-of-the-line gaming PC would be nice…

Same. Well, I just spent a whole lot of money on a vacation, but oh well.

I could have probably gotten a better PC with that money, but oh well. ๐Ÿ˜€

What website do you visit the most?

The dashboard of the blog. ๐Ÿ˜›

Same. And YouTube, Tumblr, and 9gag. ๐Ÿ˜€

If you had a personal flag, what would it look like?

I would just be plain, so just all black or something like that.

It would have the YR symbol on it. ๐Ÿ˜›

If you were forced to relive the same day of your life over and over again, what day would you pick?

Since my original answer was removed again (:P), I’ll say… when I was a kid and got an Xbox for Christmas.ย 

Hmmm, probably some day from my childhood when we went to a pool or something. That always got me excited. ๐Ÿ˜›

And back then, we didnโ€™t worry about a lot of things. ๐Ÿ˜›

Answering these questions was super fun for us, so if you want to, feel free to handpick whatever question(s) you liked and answer in the comments~


31 thoughts on “Random Post: Get To Know Us Better (Featuring Really Random Questions)

    • ….. ๐Ÿ˜›

      Someone walked in on me… reading manga!

      I always say I don’t read, so I was caught lying. It was quite a shock to the both of us. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  1. That tweet…omg…Im laughing like an idiot XD One question I would love to see you 2 answer is: If you could be part of an anime or manga/manhwa, what series would you choose?

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  2. Hey, L and Jamesy!

    Been out of action for a while (been preoccupied with life stuff… so inconvenient), and it looks like there’s a lot of posts for me to catch up on! I honestly love these getting to know you posts, so keep em coming!

    I have another question for you guys: What was your favorite subject in school? Can be pre-school all the way to post graduate studies. –and no cheating by saying recess, lunch or dismissal are favorites. ๐Ÿ˜›

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    • Long time no see! ๐Ÿ˜›

      But you took away all the best options! ๐Ÿ˜€

      Let’s see. In middle school, we had a class called Computer Lab. Basically, we mostly just learned how to use programs like Word, Excel, and Powerpoint.

      Since it was a big room with about 20 computer desks, the teacher couldn’t possibly keep an eye on all of us at the same time, so instead of doing class work, the boys would usually play flash games and watch porn YouTube videos… ๐Ÿ˜€

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      • Hey shrikes, good to see you, hope life has calmed down a little for you now?

        Also watch how James just openly revealed that he watched porn in class ๐Ÿ˜€

        For me I really enjoyed languages. English was my favorite, simply because many Germans kind of suck at it and it was fun hearing their thick accents and straight German to English translations ๐Ÿ˜€
        Second favorite is a tie between German and art, both were fun, the latter definitely thanks to the super laid back teacher.

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          • Indeed! *pats Jamesy on the head*

            Back in high school, the teachers got wind that there was a porn mag circulating in our class, and had everyone upend their bags and desks, one at a time, shawshank redemption style… Thankfully it wasn’t my turn yet for the magazine so someone else got the slap on the wrist for it. But now with smart phones, we could all technically have porn at school/work! I mean, 7 out of 10 people on YR probably have a steamy yuri doujinshi or two on their phones. Really? No one? Just me? Alright… *Walks to corner of the class room with smart phone*


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        • Still hectic, but I’m managing. ๐Ÿ™‚

          I think that’s rather cool that English is your favorite, but looking back at it, i guess it’s not surprising since your English is at the level of a native speaker! Also, did any one ever respond to “What time is it” with: “It’s 10-watch”. (My German teacher in college told us that it was a common mistake of German people learning English) ๐Ÿ˜€

          So, if this yurireviews was a highschool anime, you would be the girl with top marks in english… Hmmm… a Yurireviews anime/manga…. That’s an interesting idea… maybe someone can draw that based on people’s avatars!? I suppose we would all have to be girls and it would be the adventures of the Yuri Research Club or something. Man, I wish I could draw. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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          • Haha 10-watch makes so much sense of you just translate the word – 10 Uhr ๐Ÿ˜›

            Also, a Yuri Research club kind of anime featuring all of us?! Yes please! ๐Ÿ˜€
            We could research the current yuri trends, feature yuri art projects and performances and have actual artists participate – I have it all planned out already ๐Ÿ˜›

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    • I don’t have any, but I’m not necessarily against them. For me, it’s an easy pick. ๐Ÿ˜›

      I would get The Red String of Fate, kinda like the one in this pic~

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      • Oh god no, James ๐Ÿ˜€

        I’m actually always going back and forth between thinking I want one and hating the idea ๐Ÿ˜›

        But really something that stays forever should mean something and I really don’t know what I might want. Probably something small too on the wrist, a symbol or something – and no, not the YR one ๐Ÿ˜›

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    • As tempting as it would be to go all Light Yagami, I’d instead use my power for good instead of evil… so I’d use it to impeach Trump!

      Everyone would love me for it. ๐Ÿ˜›

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